Fat

I tend to go to the gym as early in the morning as possible when there's nobody there, and then spend a lot of the time trying to be in rooms nobody else is in. I don't know why this is - it's the gym, EVERYBODY'S trying to slim down! Yet I assume everybody will think "look at this fatass loser!!!" and dedicate their lives to laughing at me and making sure video of me flopping around sweating makes it's way to every girl I have and ever have had a crush on. And yet it's not as if OUTSIDE of the gym nobody can tell I'm 9000lbs - it's not like when I'm at Taco Bell nobody can tell I'm "a tad husky." But there I don't care, hell, I'll take off my goddam shirt, let the nacho cheese drip on my mitties (trademarked XMASTIME.) Yet at the gym I feel the need to wear a poncho, go in at 4am and flash that memory eraser thing from Men in Black. Fucking christ.