Friday, March 05, 2010

I'm Sorry, But

917.HOG.BALLS is still killing me.

6 comments:

Marley said...

Ha ha ha ha ha.

That is awesome.

Xmastime said...

i still got it!!!

Anonymous said...

you want a job?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNFXaW9A4bI

Xmastime said...

bbq'ing for the guys? im in!

Anonymous said...

The Dream Wikipedia:

Americans revere Greg 'Xmastime' Wilson as perhaps the nation's quintessential self-made comic. His remarkable struggle to find the humor in rejection and achieve the pinnacle of success remains one of the most cherished themes within the Wilson legend and indeed, within all of American history. An astute joke-maker, Wilson himself nurtures this theme of lost love and unfulfilled passion to accentuate his own rise from romantic obscurity to heart-throbbing distinction. In fact, Wilson practically grounds his entire comedic career within the context of a personal triumph over sexual tension via humor and alternate means of gratification. All of this within the poise and dignity of self-denigration and brutal honesty. In fact, during his ongoing and highly publicized campaign for a girlfriend, he writes, "As does usually happen in small towns as mine, the second my girlfriend could break away from my clutches and go to college, she realized there were other guys out there - guys who had traveled the world, guys who had money and were smart, guys who didn't still think making fart noises with your hand in your armpit was funny."

He's talented, funny, and available.

Gina said...

Ask Mike for a spot on the MS and get yourself an apron.