Tomorrow's Oscar night, which is probably a good time to remind everybody how little I give a shit about the Oscars. Doesn't it seem like Hollywood has a "how awesome are we?!?!?!?!" hand-jobfest every fucking week now? I'd be much more interested in Fast Food Oscars - which double cheeseburger wins this year, McDonald's or Burger King??!?!?!!!
The Oscars is why I don't really give a shit about Sniffy-Wiffy's entourage "descending like locusts" on a bunch of fucking gift bags. Oh no, how worried am I that David Arquette isn't gonna get his thousands of dollars of free shit!??!?!!?!!
Remarkably for me, this is one of the few years I have actually seen one of the movies up for Best Picture, Up (which was really great.)
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