I'm excited about coaching t-ball this Saturday. Not because I give a shit about the game, or being some sort of guiding light for kids, but because everyone knows there's two good things about being a coach:
1) the cuts
2) the first time you get to say "if you little shits don't start playing the game right, I swear to fucking christ I will turn this into a track team and run your asses into the ground until the end of the season."
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