Here Comes the Bailout

Raising taxes for any step that would lead to new sources of energy? HELL NO!

Using federal taxpayer money to to clean up BP's shit rather than make them pay for it themselves? HELL YEAH!

Hey, you know, it's about personal responsibility and pulling yourselves up by the bootstraps after all, isn't it?

Of course since like the unicorn it's theoretically impossible that a Democrat exists who could show the people that someone like Boehner wants them to foot the bill and therein places wildlife-killing, entire coastal state economic-killing corporate interests above their own, this is laughable to even fight, isn't it? I mean, me, I let leak an envelope sent to "America" by some 5 year-old kid in Main Street, USA who scraped together his allowance for a  month so that he could give money "so that BP doesn't have to and can keep killing the mean, bad turtles."

But hey, I'm a fucking genius, so.