"Nothing Burps Better Than Bacon"

Earlier HERE I wondered who could walk into a gas station and spend $32, much less $80. And now, seeing that my superslice of superslices is on tv, I think I know.

Dutch: No not here in the gas station, you nuts? We'll go down the road a piece. I got M80s, Dragon Tongues, Bombay Bugles, Jersey Stinkers, Ha ha ha I don't even know what this is. For later I got a bag of pretzels and a deck of racy playing cards.