A-Rod Weeping

Bartolo Colon might actually make the Yankees rotation.  Which is nice, if he's the Colon of old, but all I can think of is when A-Rod hit three dingers for 10 rbi one day back in 2005.  Apparently, he's always feasted on Colon - perhaps he should take some of that A-Rod $crillah and pay Colon off to go pitch for the Red Sox.  Otherwise, he'll be standing at third licking his a-chops "mmmm, that was a juicy one!" every time Colon throws to the plate.  It'd be like Megan Fox becoming your step-sister: looky, no touchy.  (rooky, no touching for my Oriental fans out there (herro, Donger!))
Also- how incredible is it that Colon was still in the game for the 3rd home run/10th rbi? How often has a pitcher ever given up 10 rbi to a single hitter in a game? In April?