New York City is Finally Getting Me.

Dude wants a code of conduct for NYC pedestrians:

One New Yorker, stuck behind slow-moving tourists and clipped by others who bob and weave their way across Manhattan, has come up with a tongue-in-cheek “Pedestrians’ Code of Conduct.”

“There’s somebody walking slowly, that’s bad enough, but they cut you off every time you go around them,” said Real Estate Executive Robert Selsam who walks to work, and is only sort of kidding with his pretend rules and fake fines.

Selsam’s rules cover every kind of annoying pedestrian.

FINALLY, some other motherfucker understands about nangulance.