Saturday, September 10, 2011

Oh, Ricky.

Because he's a stupid man with no ideas, a few months ago Rick Perry declared three days of prayer for rain, appealing to God to drop some water on Texas.  Here we are now, and Texas is burning to the ground.

Shouldn't somebody ask Perry if he's pissed at God?  Shouldn't Perry come out and say "you know what, God really let us down with this one, and God is not a friend of Texas, and therein hates America and freedom?"  Wouldn't that hafta make sense, if he actually believed prayer would work in the first place?  Or maybe God WAS miffed at Perry's stupid prayer conference for $crillah?

If Perry's gonna run around claiming prayer is a solution to the country's problems, these seem like legitimate questions to me.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

Apparently the rest of the Big 12 prayed harder than Texas. EAT SHIT LONGHORNS!!!

Kiko Jones said...

Rick Perry reminds me of the man by the river: http://youtu.be/QX6wOOJy0hk