One of my slices is Seems Like Old Times, where some armed gunman apprehend Chevy Chase, and hilarity ensues with scenes such as this:
Obama: We're gonna get people back to work by investing heavily into fixing our nation's crumbling infrastructure!
Republican House Members, aka The Minority: No we're not.
Obama: No, we're not!
B.G. Ramone: Know you remember where this gun is.Meanwhile, apparently Obama is giving a big speech tomorrow night about creating jobs. Which, besides being boring as usual, I'm "guessing" will go exactly like this:
Nick Gardenia (played by Chevy Chase): Right side middle of the ribs
Gas station attendant #1: What will it be boys
B.G. Ramone: Fill it up
Nick Gardenia: Fill it up
Gas station attendant #1: Regular or Premium?
Nick Gardenia: Regular
B.G. Ramone: Premium!
Nick Gardenia: Premium will be fine
Gas station attendant #1: Do you want me to check the hood
Nick Gardenia: Yea
B.G. Ramone: No
Nick Gardenia: No its already been checked. Thanks.
Obama: We're gonna get people back to work by investing heavily into fixing our nation's crumbling infrastructure!
Republican House Members, aka The Minority: No we're not.
Obama: No, we're not!
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