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5) I’m starting a “Dudes Whose Lives I’d Like to Have” list. So far I got Hef, Jimmy Buffet and Derek Jeter. As great as it’d be they each have their drawbacks, I suppose. Hef’s old. Buffett, you’d hafta sing ‘Margaritaville' every day. Jeter’s not 100% white. I guess it’s true, nobody’s perfect. - XMASTIME

I might hafta put Regis Philbin on this list.  Do you ever see anyone having more fun than that motherfucker?  He gets a gazillion dollars to sit around in the morning talking to a hot chick for about 45 minutes, and just now he did an inning in the booth at the Yankees game and then announced A-Rod at the plate a lá Bob Sheppard. I mean, for fuck's sake already.