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I'll be amazed if I have the energy to live-blog the GOP "Debate" tonight.  You can only watch Newt be "angry at the media!!" and Ron Paul grouse that he's keeping the baseball you threw into his yard so many fucking times.  Will be interesting to see if Michele Bachmann's still alive, but ugh.  Of course, I've done many amazing things in my life, including banging my girlfriend in the Dairy Queen bathroom, so who knows if I'll pull it off or not.  Either way, you can lather yourselves up HERE and HERE with the first two.