ANNOUNCEMENT.

Today I am officially placing a moratorium on the phrase "go big or go home."  I suggest you shut the fuck up and yes, go the fuck home.  Ugh.

Some other Xmastime moratoriums HERE.

And HERE.  And this one:

1) I’m declaring a moratorium on the term “Best. (insert word here). Ever”; eg “Best. Tuna. Ever.” We get it, you liked the tuna. Wonderful. You don’t have to make THE final, definitive word on tuna. You don’t have to make it more dramatic by using. Periods. While. Talking. Slowly. So. I. Get. Your. Fucking. Point. Tuna. Good. Got it!

Maybe I should declare a moratorium on my declaring moratoriums.  Hmm.