I Would Hate To Be The Guy In the Office...

...who just lost the McDonald's account.

McDonald's isn't loving the farm that sells the eggs used in its breakfast sandwiches.  The fast food giant is breaking ties with Sparboe Farms, which is currently under fire for alleged animal cruelty. Sparboe is the fight-largest egg producer in the U.S. and the target of an ABC News investigation.

On the bright side, Sparboe can console itself on being the "fight-largest" egg producer in the US.  Some red-headed asshole clown can't take that away from you, guys.  Hey, remember when I got hit on by a guy from McDonald's? STILL sexy!!