If I Had a Girlfriend

...I'd go to this new Chinese joint a few blocks from me, Brooklyn Wok Shop:

Because healthy food and takeout are, for the most part, mutually exclusive, the Hars began to work on a menu of standards incorporating hormone- and antibiotic-free meats, as well as stocks and sauces made from real bones and scratch, not powders and bases.

Sounds like I can still get my Asian on whilst finally delivering myself from the evil clutches of Kam Sing.  Which, I must say, I haven't been to in about six months, so.  Good for me!

But I don't have a gf, so I won't; instead, I will pat myself on the back for this Photoshop classic I did a few years ago.

Sigh.  Quite a fucking life I'm putting together here.