An Open Letter to Kate Beckinsale:

You have caught my eye and appear to be getting hotter and hotter by the moment, therein putting you in danger of being placed on the Miss. Xmastime List (I desperately need to update - has it really been five years since the last one???? I apologize, people...SURELY there's been one since Blake Lively entered my life, n'est-pas?)

You are officially warned.

I remain,
XMASTIME