The characters on Seinfeld were famously ultra-picky when it came to dating, missing no opportunity to jettison a potential mate at the first quasi-bad sign (she's got the jimmy legs/man hands/he's a close talker.) As you might have picked up on Tuesday, I am nowhere near anything like that.
BUT.
Now that I'm sitting near her, I've noticed Office Turtle Crush is a dramatic sneezer. Throughout the day she's as quiet and unassuming as a mouse, yet when she sneezes she's Liza Mifuckinelli. This bugs me.
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