In case you were worried there wasn't a reason to not vote for Paul Ryan, it turns out his favorite rock song is Stairway to Heaven. I mean, what the fuck? OUtsourcing taste too? Can he even find a goofier fucking pick? Maybe instead of running for vice president he could run for assistant manager of Guitar Center. He'd get to hear his favorite song all the time, and in return we wouldn't have Paul Ryan as vice president. Everybody wins!
Since I have working ears, of course that piece of shit song didn' make it anywhere near my Top Fitty (nor, ironically, did Fitty.)
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