Meghan McCain Is Very Important, Should Be Taken Seriously

An Open Letter to Meghan McCain:

Dear Meghan,

You have great titties, but you're not funny.  Stick to what you do best: taking pictures of your titties, and then writing long articles "indignantly bemused" that people have enough time on their hands to talk about your titties while there's still world peace to solve.  We all have our roles in this world, and that one's yours.

Thanks!
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Meghan McCain will be getting her own tv show, because of course we're all holding our breath waiting to ehar what she has to say about, you know, anything.

"Raising McCain" will follow McCain, 28, as she interviews "experts, regular people and members of her generation, exploring the most important and unusual questions of the day, framed by Meghan's experiences in her personal life." The network will air 10 half-hour episodes of the show, which McCain recently described  as "‘Meet the Press’ meets 'Jackass.'"

This makes sense since of course we're all so desperate to know what her thousand year-old father thinks about anything and everything in the world.

Too bad the cameras weren't rolling when she and I went out on a date.

"Let's talk about serious things."