Thursday, July 11, 2013

Great. Now We're Gonna Piss Off the Sharks.

I love how on Snakes on a Plane, it's not enough that people are on a plane along with hundreds and hundreds of severely agitated, poisonous snakes. The writers decided "you know what, we should probably have them flying through a horrendous lightning storm too." Why not throw in some Saudis with boxcutters, or Gary Busey with a case of vodka and a motorbike? Just in case the snakes don't do the job. - XMASTIME
Before Sharknado tonight, the movie about sharks that make up a tornado we've been waiting for all these years, there's a movie called Super Shark, about a bullet-proof shark that ta-da! can walk on land.

What's next, movies about sharks taking over Congress and legislating bills making it easier to chomp on us with a little tartar sauce? How long til the sharks see this shit and get miffed that we need to add all this scary to them to make them scary, that their being able to eat us just isn't enough anymore? Fucking hell.

On a side note, today happens to be the day Filmvetter has reviewed Jaws. Enjoy.

On a side side note, the blurb on the poster "Enough said!" is absolutely true, as in it's the best example of this since a certain other little gem of American cinema:
7) I’m fairly certain that Snakes on a Plane is the first movie ever where just the title will suffice. You hear that title, you’re like wow…fucking awesome! And you have no need or desire to even see the movie, but would have no problem handing over $10 just for hearing the title."I get it."

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