It's 2014 and We're Still Tinkering with the Goddam Grilled Cheese

For some reason I've never been able to make a great grilled cheese sandwich. I guess I should add this to my "things I suck at" list.

HAHAHAHA!! "For some reason"...yes, it's a big surprise, as if I'm usually so good at doing things other than continually disproving Say's Theory that that commodities are produced as a means to acquire other commodities. - XMASTIME

I have never gotten a great blow job, and I have never made a great grilled cheese sandwich. I'm starting to wonder if the two are somehow connected. - XMASTIME

Just when you think you've got the simplicity of the grilled cheese all figured out, Alton Brown shows up to blow your mind. Fucking a.