Eric Cantor, I'll Miss You Old Friend

Eric Cantor looks like every college basketball player from the 1930s -  XMASTIME

Eric Cantor is down for the count in Richmond, so now you get XMASTIME'S BEST ERIC CANTOR HEADLINES!

Is Eric Cantor Chevy Chase?

Eric Cantor is a Shithead

Eric Cantor is a Fucking Idiot

Hey, You Can't Have "Cantor" Without "Cant"

Eric Cantor is a Fucking Idiot, Part 341

Eric Cantor is a Jackass

Eric Cantor's a Fucking Idiot, but Then, That's Not Really News

Eric Cantor is Such a Fucking Idiot

Eric Cantor Finally Does Something Not Ass-Bafflingly Worthless

Eric Cantor Looking to Break Own World Record for Douchebaggery, Says "Hey, Stupid People Didn't Vote for Me To Come Here and Be Satisfied with Mere Incompetence; If I'm Gonna Do Some REAL Damage, This is My Time to Shine."

Carry Me Back to This Dude's an Asshole

Don't Carry Me Back to 'Ol Virginny, Cause You're Fucking Embarrassing