Xmastime Classixxx

This may still be my greatest moment of the last decade:

Today was just one of those days The Short Bus decided to make my life miserable: after the tortuous walk home, he barraged me with nary a second of peace, including standing next to me and repeatedly howling like a wolf. Just before I was about to snap and drag him to the closest bodega backroom to enter him in a cockfight, I finally got my revenge:

"Rats, what's this say?" (Pointing out a dinosaur from book)
"I dunno, I can't see."
"It's (sloooooooowly sounding out each letter with his finger) S.....T....E....O....N....Y.....C......H....O.....S....A...U........R.....U....S."
(Beat)
"What?"
"S.....T....E....O....N....Y.....C......H....O.....S....A...U........R.....U....S."
(Beat)
"I'm sorry, what's that?"
"S.....T....E....O....N....Y.....C......H....O.....S....A...U........R.....U....S."
(Beat)
"I missed that, say it again?"
"S.....T....E....O....N....Y.....C......H....O.....S....A...U........R.....U....S."
(Beat)
"What?"
"S.....T....E....O....N....Y.....C......H....O.....S....A...U........R.....U....S."
(Beat)
"What?"
"S.....T....E....O....N....Y.....C......H....O.....S....A...U........R.....U....S."
(Beat)
"What?"
"S.....T....E....O....N....Y.....C......H....O.....S....A...U........R.....U....S."
(Beat
"Huh?"
"S.....T....E....O....N....Y.....C......H....O.....S....A...U........R.....U....S."
(Beat)
"I'm sorry, what?"
"S.....T....E....O....N....Y.....C......H....O.....S....A...U........R.....U....S."
(Beat)
"What?"
"S.....T....E....O....N....Y.....C......H....O.....S....A...U........R.....U....S."
"I'm sorry, what's that?"
"S.....T....E....O....N....Y.....C......H....O.....S....A...U........R.....U....S."
(Beat)
"I missed that, say it again?"
"S.....T....E....O....N....Y.....C......H....O.....S....A...U........R.....U....S."
(Beat)
"What?"

HA!  A rare victory for Rats!!!!