And enough with dudes who are thrilled whenever a woman who loves sports
pops up. "DUDE, she fucking LOVES football, isn't that awesome?"
No.
It's not. Not a good selling point. These are the same idiots who are
thrilled when they find out a girl is a lesbian. Oh goody, one MORE
subject she's better at than myself. I mean, can I have one fucking
thing to myself; can I at least have sports for fuck's sake? Do we have
to know the same EVERYthing? Plus, it at least gives me ONE thing to be
mysterious about, my sports life is something about which she should be
in the dark - can I at least be a TINY bit of an enigma to this person?
Please? I'm a simple man, just please give me this much. You be
clueless about sports, and I'll be the same about what my nether region tastes
like. Deal, baby?
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