Twitter informs me that the godawful movie Jack Frost came out 21 years ago today, so fuck it
here's my thoughts on it back in 2008:
Is the opening scene of Jack Frost the
dumbest, most implausible one in movie history? Hmm. Bar band of 50
year olds in Denver playing by-the-numbers "blues", and there's a
thousand fans there losing their minds while records label dudes race on
their cellphones to sign them? Jesus. By the time Michael Keaton comes
back to life as a snowman you're like yeah, well, okay, this I might
actually believe. #1 on my list of "Movie Scenes That are SO
Pulverizingly Awful I Scan The Guide to See When They're Coming on Again
So I Can Shake MY Head in Disbelief for 10 Minutes" list.
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| "You pussies make me look like James Fucking Brown, for chrissake!!"
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