Official McNuggets Announcement

...before high school basketball games, whenever we'd travel to another school to play we'd stop at McDonald's, and the Coach would make a big deal out of us NOT eating french fries, as they would bog us down . But he didn't seem to mind us inhaling 20-piece packs of McNuggets ($2.90!), which are basically rat fur and thumbs wrapped in the outsides of french fries if they were fried, then fried again, then breaded and fried again. Obviously, he was also our trigonometry teacher. - XMASTIME

After almost 40 years, McDonald's is coming out with a new flavored Chicken McNugget, the Spicy Chicken McNugget:

Spicy Chicken McNuggets will hit US restaurants on September 16, for a limited time. It's the first new McNugget flavor in the United States since the item was introduced to the US menu in 1983. For McDonald's, the new item could be a way to capitalize on America's taste for chicken and create some much-needed buzz.

I LOVE LOVE LOVE McNuggets, probably because I'm a living being with taste buds, but this worries me: once that flavor seal is broken, the lads in the lab never fucking turn off the faucet. How many different flavors of Doritos are there now? Pringles? For fuck's sake the wizards at White Castle can't even stop!!

Please don't fuck up the McNugget, a morsel so scrumptious that 10 years ago I called them our Middle East.

DON'T FUCK THIS UP MICKEY DEE'S!!! I SEE YOU IN THE LAB!!