Copycats

 In the year 2008, I wrote brilliantly & thusly:

I still can record my "Album of Iconic Titles." I record an album, whatever the songs themselves may be, and then just make all the titles names of songs that are already ridiculously iconic and timestamped into the planet's brains. It might look like this:

1) She Loves You
2) Like a Rolling Stone
3) Blue Suede Shoes
4) Like a Virgin
5) Louie Louie
6) Paradise by the Dashboard Light
7) Born in the...READ MORE

Aaaaaaaaaaaand now according to the New York Times - or as I call it, The Times - it looks like they're doing the same thing with novels now:

"My name being Blithering Idiot..." dafuck???