Ideas. I Have Them.

All the way back in 2008 I rather brilliantly outlined how much better it would be if the then-new-fangled GPS devices everybody was exciting to slap onto their car windshields would be tailored to the driver's vanity, for example:

Or if you’re a woman, you might choose one of these:

WOMAN’S VOICE: “turn right in 0.4 miles…onto Grant Avenue…jesus, look at that cow 2 cars over! You’re SO much skinnier than her!!...oooh, turn right here… oh, PLEASE, look at yellow Hyundai bitch...yeah, THOSE are real...”

But wouldn't another great one be Alexa, the Music Snob?

"Alexa, please play BONZO GOES TO BITBURG by The Ramones."
"Single or album version?"
"Single, please."
"Ugh."

or

"Alexa, please play the second Big Star album?"
"You mean the one after Chris Bell left?
"I guess yeah."
"As in the guy responsible for their entire sound? Their entire creative vision? Who pretty much produced the first record by himself?"
"Can you just play the album?"
"But ohhhhhhhhh nooooooooo guess what St. Paul Westerberg so sayeth that he loves Alex Chilton and so now he was the entire band, right? He WAS Big Star, right?"
"What?"
"Forget it, you don't deserve Big Star. Here's the Velvet Underground album they made after Lou left the band while you think about what you've done."