The less I say about the absurdity of this the better, but isn't there a movie just sitting there waiting to be made? I've never witnessed a grown-ass adult who's more like a toddler than Trump and everybody loves to talk about what a "transaction" president he is, so would it surprise anybody at all if Trump starts believing "heeeeeey, if I do some really great shit here at the end maybe that'll buy my way into heaven?"
So all we hafta do is get someone he trusts with all his heart just a like a little boy would in his ear with this shit, suggesting things to Trump he wouldn't normally do - give free healthcare to everybody, stop being an asshole to immigrants, house the homeless etc etc etc.
Call it Trump's Christmas Carol if we must; chirping in this fuckwad's ear that it's never too late to get good marks into his final ledger may be what pivots him from being a bilious flume of vile hate into the greatest leader of people ever, just like that.
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