Good News for Romney

Apparently, the best high school player in the country over the last two years (as my old business cards read) is a black Mormon.

I feel like there's a "there's more black people on stage than in the audience at a Bruce Springsteen concert/GOP debate" joke there, but, obviously, I'm taking the high road as per usual (you're welcome, Earth.)

I was also gonna make a "I bet he's scared of dogs" joke here too but refrained, since my class knows no bounds (you're welcome, Earth.)