2 Thoughts on Trump, Probably Because I Fucking Hate Myself

Watching Trump declare bankruptcy while simultaneously blathering that he's a kazillionaire will be fun to watch. The energy his fucking idiot suckers will put into cheerfully telling you that he could easily pay the fine 10X but won't because he's a super-genius taking advantage of the system could light up the Sun for a year.

Watching all of his suckers who bought his golden sneakers months from now twisting themselves in knots to make excuses for him after they've paid the $400 & never actually get any sneakers will be one of Trump's greatest moments.