First They Stole Our Packages, and Then Our Hearts!

Gothamist really wants us to be concerned with 74,000 Amazon packages in NYC being stolen since 2019 which is kinda ridiculous since there's really no number between "none of them" and "all of them" I really woulda batted an eye at but the real reason I'm writing this is the Amazon supersleuths over at Gothamist need to try & crack this cold case. Grrrrrr.