Friday, March 26, 2010

20th Year Class Reunion Date Set

SEPTEMBER 25

Fucking hell. I have 6 months to:

1) do something even remotely interesting/successful with my life
2) l ose 50 lbs
3) get a date


Grrr.

3 comments:

  1. You need a mantra: How bout "Omega Man Can". And a prayer.

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  2. Xmas, this could be YOU!! Lose weight, make money, and meet eligible women!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOyQK5jBalE

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  3. 4) write the sequel to "so what"! what rhymes with 'again'?

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