Learning is Important

If I had a gun to my head eventually I'd hafta admit that the only thing I actually remember learning in school was in 9th grade during health class when Coach Lewis said that when you wake up in the morning the first thing you should do is have a sip of water, "you wanna get that epiglottis going". I don't remember any other goddam thing any teacher said about anything else that could've been useful at any time now or later, but rare is the month that goes by without "you wanna get that epiglottis going " popping into my head on any given early morning.