"I don't know bout ya'll....but I'm a gettin REEEEEAL tired of people flying airplanes into our buildings!"
Really, Charlie? Flying planes into buildings is bad, is it? Hmm! How bout that! hadn't thought of that!
"I don't know bout ya'll...but I'm a gettin REEEEEAL tired of people takin away little girls, stealin them from their mommas n daddies and messin with 'em..."
We're looking at each other, confused. Is there a group here who's....FOR stealing little girls and molesting them? "Sorry Charlie but we're still cool with that; how bout crankin up 'Wichita Jail'?"
So now him being on Seansy's show got me remembering all this, and with a little searching, found the Holy Grail: Charlie Daniel's Soapbox!
Come on over, take a look at what's on Charlie's mind. Though a quick perusal allows that Charlie's solution to any problem that pops up, be it domestic or foreign, is the same: stop talking, start kickin some A-S-S!!!
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Hey Charlie,
Recently I heard the back half of Saddle Tramp on the Sirius Radio. Ya'll stoned hippie faggots used to kick some prog-rock ass. I can't imagine playing that shit as fast as ya'll and my weed is awesome, brah.
And didn't you kick 'ol green teeth right in the knee back in '73?
No more Uneasy Rider eh?
Weren't you some kinda anti-establishment shit-kicker back when you managed to avoid firing M-16s at the Viet Cong back when?
Fuck Yew Charlie Daniels!
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