Pope Francis: How Much DOES He Hate Freedom, Jesus, and Jesus's, Scrappy, Lovable Sidekick, Baby Jesus?

Like anyone who doesn't think Jesus would come back and immediately join The Tea Party while raising an AK-47 above his head shouting "from my cold, dead, well, again, I guess, hands!", I'm  a big fan of the new Pope. But he's starting to become a bit TOO good to be true, no? I mean, how do you go from Pope Red Shoes Made Out Gold whose confirmation name was "Fuck Poor Losers" to this:

 Some people continue to defend trickle-down theories which assume that economic growth, encouraged by a free market, will inevitably succeed in bringing about greater justice and inclusiveness in the world. This opinion, which has never been confirmed by the facts, expresses a crude and naïve trust in the goodness of those wielding economic power and in the sacralized workings of the prevailing economic system. Meanwhile, the excluded are still waiting. 

GAAAAAAAAAASP!!!!!!!!!!! Lisbeth I'm coming, this is the big one!!