Makes me think of my high school girlfriend - we'd go to Pizza Hut,
where we'd order breadsticks for an appetizer. I'd be Mr. Cool Guy and
insist on letting her eat all the sticks she wanted (this was before PH
came out with the good ones; back then they were like fucking pretzel
sticks. ugh.) By the time the pizza comes, she's stuffed! All the pie I
could eat, sitting there for me. Course the joke's on me -I gained 100
pounds, sleep with a teddy bear who's a right-wing fanatic while she's
happily married. Ah well. Speaking of Pizza Hut, who's the fucking
wizard that came up with that fucking dessert pizza I'd always see at
the buffet? You gotta be kidding me. Every time I'd go up for
seconds/thirds/nineteenths/ I'd hafta wait for the real pizzas to come
out while this fucking thing sat there. There's no way they didn't just
trot out the same one every week, too. "oooooh, pizza....hmmm...I'm
thinking jam with cinnamon icing! yum!" fuck you. Is this really what
the Chinese were thinking of when they invented pizza? camon. - XMASTIME
Anyways, here's a collection of
places that used to be a Pizza Hut, in case you wanted to be super-depressed tonight.
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