This shit is hilarious:
I first want to say what a pleasure it is to be back as the summer caretaker for the Overlook
Hotel. The grand architecture, its beautiful location in the Colorado
mountains, the pleasant staff and clientele; it’s truly an honor to work
here.
I must be upfront, though, and tell you I’m here to ask for a raise.
There are a few factors that come into play. As I understand it, the
winter caretaker position pays just as much as the summer position. And
that’s just not fair, since the job of summer caretaker requires much
more work than that of winter caretaker. In addition, our winter
caretakers tend to murder their families and kill themselves halfway
through the winters. So this year, I’d like to ask for a raise in pay in
addition to the typical cost of living increase.
I bet the bear blowjobs are still awesome in the summer.
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