6) “He/she’s going to a better place”
This one always cracks me up. The one thing we will never, ever know as
humans is what it’s like after we die, but people sprain an ankle racing
to be the first dipshit to say “Well, he’s in a better place.” I don’t
know about that. First of all, right here we got blowjobs, cheeseburgers
and baseball. We can go to the beach, tell Yo Mama jokes, we can pay an
“escort” to put on blackface and pretend she’s Nell Carter from “Gimme a
Break.” Seems to me like that’s tough to beat. I don’t know what’s on
the other side and I never will, but I’ll take my chances with a world
that has potato chips and “Alf” dvds. Secondly, if death means going to a
place that’s better than here, and you’re sure enough of it to say it
out loud, why wouldn’t you kill yourself? - XMASTIME
Another reason to be glad you're alive is Neil deGrasse Tyson, and
here's some of his most bad-ass quotes.
9. On who named the stars: "After the 9/11 attacks, when
President George W. Bush, in a speech aimed at distinguishing the U.S.
from the Muslim fundamentalists, said, 'Our God is the God who named the
stars.' The problem is two-thirds of all the stars that have names,
have Arabic names. I don't think he knew this. This would confound the
point that he was making."
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