I'm gonna see if I can go the entire February without drinking. It's the shortest month, which is nice, but there's the Super Bowl, the last which I sat through without pounding some pops probably being when Montana threw 183 touchdowns against Elway's hapless Broncos. And of course sitting through a record-breaking 199th consecutive Valentine's Day all alone will be odd without a handy bottle of hooch to dip my balls into while screaming "fucll all you bitches!!!" But I do feel like if I am going to accomplish anything at this particular time of my life, I can't do it while drinking; ie the "get shizzled one night, then spend two days recovering/crying and whining, then do it all over again." I mean, I know it's hard to believe, but I actually have a few goals I'd like to accomplish right now. Rare for me, I know, but true.
The only hangup I have is I need a cool name for this - a friend of mine does this every October, and calls it "Sober October." But nothing rhymes with February. "Not drinking in February is so fucking gay it's scary"? Hmm. We'll see.
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A rash decision, but you can certainly do it.
If only the month was pronounced Feb-broo-air-eye. Then you could rhyme it with Dry.
i might do feb. 14 to march 14th. maybe it could be a group thang? valentines day to big bear's bday. it could be called...umm, well see, i have wet brain so can't come up with anything.
The Lone Wolf is of no race, creed or..."thang."
No-Brew-Ary?
TS Eliot would say do it in April.
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