/* MOBILE FIX: stop forcing desktop min-width */
@media screen and (max-width: 800px) {
body {
min-width: 0 !important;
}
.content-outer, .content-fauxcolumn-outer, .region-inner {
min-width: 0 !important;
max-width: 100% !important;
width: auto !important;
}
.main-inner .columns {
padding-left: 0 !important;
padding-right: 0 !important;
}
}
.date-header {
background: #000 !important;
display: block !important;
width: 100% !important;
padding: 8px 12px !important;
box-sizing: border-box !important;
}
.date-header span {
background: transparent !important;
}
.post-header-line-1 {
display: block !important;
width: 100% !important;
background: #000 !important;
padding: 8px 12px !important;
box-sizing: border-box !important;
}
.post-header-line-1 * {
background: transparent !important;
}
/* --- XMastime fixes: titles + date bars + mobile --- */
/* Post titles: stop random centering */
h3.post-title,
h2.post-title,
.post-title {
text-align: left !important;
}
/* Date header: make the black bar extend full width */
.post-header-line-1 {
display: block !important;
width: 100% !important;
background: #000 !important;
padding: 8px 12px !important;
box-sizing: border-box !important;
}
.post-header-line-1 * {
background: transparent !important;
text-align: left !important;
}
/* Mobile: stop forcing huge desktop width */
@media screen and (max-width: 800px) {
body {
min-width: 0 !important;
}
.content-outer,
.content-fauxcolumn-outer,
.region-inner {
min-width: 0 !important;
max-width: 100% !important;
width: auto !important;
}
.main-inner .columns {
padding-left: 0 !important;
padding-right: 0 !important;
}
}
/* FORCE post titles consistent */
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.post-title a,
h2.post-title,
h3.post-title {
text-align: left !important;
}
/* FORCE full-width date bar across common Blogger structures */
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.date-header span,
.post-header,
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.post-header-line-1 span,
.post-outer .post-header-line-1,
.post-outer .post-header,
.blog-posts .post-header-line-1 {
display: block !important;
width: 100% !important;
background: #000 !important;
box-sizing: border-box !important;
padding: 8px 12px !important;
margin: 0 !important;
}
/* prevent inner bits from “breaking” the bar */
.date-header *,
.post-header *,
.post-header-line-1 * {
background: transparent !important;
text-align: left !important;
}
/* MOBILE: stop the fixed 1218px width behavior */
@media screen and (max-width: 800px) {
body,
.content-outer,
.content-fauxcolumn-outer,
.region-inner {
min-width: 0 !important;
max-width: 100% !important;
width: auto !important;
}
.main-inner .columns {
padding-left: 0 !important;
padding-right: 0 !important;
}
}
/* DATE HEADER: make the black bar go full width */
.date-outer,
/* FORCE FULL WIDTH DATE BAR NO MATTER WHAT */
.date-outer,
.date-posts,
.date-posts h2,
.date-posts h3,
.date-header,
h2.date-header,
h3.date-header {
display: block !important;
width: 100% !important;
background: #000 !important;
padding: 10px 12px !important;
box-sizing: border-box !important;
margin: 0 0 18px 0 !important;
}
/* force the TEXT itself orange and remove any weird inner box */
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.date-header span,
.date-posts h2 span,
.date-posts h3 span {
background: transparent !important;
color: #ff6600 !important;
display: block !important;
width: 100% !important;
}
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Wednesday, August 28, 2013
Roast Deez Nuts
Comedy Roasts used to be an evening of comedians/celebrities who loved
each other ripping each other to shreds. Think Don Rickles on Dean
Martin. Then it devolved into some comedians making fun of their
quasi-troubled, C-list celebrity friends. Then it devolved further into
a set group of comedians making fun of troubled celebrities. Then it
devolved even further into a set group of comedians FULLY ADMITTING THAT THEY HAD NEVER MET THE "HONOREE" launching into a scripted "roast" of whichever celebrity happened to show up.
And now, the nadir: some guy that's rich and famous enough to demand
people that couldn't give two shits about whether he lives or dies but
need the publicity "roast" him, so that he can get hours and hours of
publicity for his pretend presidential run and reality shows. - XMASTIME
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