Thanks, Herb

That hot chick from Herb Alpert's Whipped Cream and Other Delights is 76 and  of course I'd do her, I'd bang the fucking whipped cream at this point  somewhat doable:

But when Dean Silverstone, owner of Golden Oldies, found out he was dealing with the actual Whipped Cream Lady, he thought, "It was like finding a jewel that's been buried in the desert for 40 years. Everybody knows about the album cover but nobody knows about her."

Here she is when she was a dude. The rough years.