And then while there she turns into a cock-craving, cum-guzzling whore who neatly types up her grisly sexual exploits on campus and finds it in the hands of every human with a computer and internet connection.
Oh well!
Thursday, September 30, 2010
Parenting: A Box of Crackers.
You've given given your daughter the bedrock of security and encouragement that allows her to become such a outstanding scholar that she is accepted to one of the greatest, most elite universities in the nation. Presumably along with stellar scholarship you have helped her cultivate a resumé full of after-school activities, clubs, sports, and general "great part of the community." On top of all that, you have spent decades saving every penny you can so as to sure that when the time came you'd be able to pay the insanely large tuition, all so that she can go on to do amazing things in her life as a constant source of pride for a father already bursting with it, no doubt stopping people in the streets to tell them that his baby girl got into Duke University.
And then while there she turns into a cock-craving, cum-guzzling whore who neatly types up her grisly sexual exploits on campus and finds it in the hands of every human with a computer and internet connection.
Oh well!
And then while there she turns into a cock-craving, cum-guzzling whore who neatly types up her grisly sexual exploits on campus and finds it in the hands of every human with a computer and internet connection.
Oh well!
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As you are both a libertine and feminist, you should read this and reconsider:
http://deadspin.com/5653309/a-vigorous-defense-of-karen-owen-duke-fuck-list-author-hero
Now here's hoping a horse-toothed hipster chick from NYU conducts her own "study" focused on picking up random husky king bloggah-types on the L train.
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