You really hafta give Donna Martin credit - at some point she decided "you know, having a boyfriend who prances around like a complete homo whispering insipid ballads while dancing in parachute pants is bad enough, but I really think I can ratchet things up by dating an earnest by-the-numbers pussy singer/songwriter who at least will slap me around and fuck Valerie behind my back." I mean, is it possible to come up with enough Arby's gift certificates to convince these guys to have an Armageddon-inspired, once-and-for-all Battle of the Unlistenable Bands? Whosucksmorepalooza - winner gets Donna, loser has to play with Andrea's balls.
Why was Andrea even on that show? Couldnt they have gone with the sexy librarian instead of the variation on velma?
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry, but I would let any dude beat me in a battle for a chick as ugly as Donna/Tori.
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