Tuesday, March 12, 2013

WWJD du Jour

Sniffy-Wiffy fires the latest salvo in The War Against Christmas That Doesn't Actually Exist with a book that looks to finally wrestle Christmas from the fascist clutches of Obama:
"Amidst the fragility of this politically correct era, it is imperative that we stand up for our beliefs before the element of faith in a glorious and traditional holiday like Christmas is marginalized and ignored," Palin said in a statement released through her publisher. "This will be a fun, festive, thought provoking book, which will encourage all to see what is possible when we unite in defense of our faith and ignore the politically correct Scrooges who would rather take Christ out of Christmas."
In other words, please buy this book and add to the billions of dollars people spend at Christmas so that Christ will once again be proud of us. Put the  kah-RIST back in kah-CHING!!!!

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