Tuesday, May 20, 2008

King Bloggah's Beatdown Update

The Vacationist? Please. If I allowed his blog to continue, he’d be posting PICTURE 1: Oh look, here’s Xmastime PICTURE 2: Xmastime’s walking towards me PICTURE 3: I’m down!! I’m down!!

Was barely worth the trip to Tillary Street, but I did find a shop that specializes in aloe vera hair product, so not a total loss. Note - if you know what you're talking about, it's "product," not "products."

Up next? This fucking douchebag couple: Traveling with Andrew and Jen. Am I the only blogger that doesn’t just walk around taking pictures of every fucking thing I see? Here’s Andrew in front of a tree. Here’s Jen in front of a tree. Ooh, there’s a dog. Wow! What artists! Thanks, guys!! Check my new blog out: Traveling with a Loaf of Bread and Wax. Bout as exciting.

Andrew and Jen: tomorrow morning, 8:00am, 38 Tillary Street. Andrew, I’ll take care of you first. Unless of course Jen ain’t hot and I don’t wanna get up in there. Say goodbye to Andrew and Jen, internet!!!!

MISSION STATEMENT HERE.

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