Sniffin Palin

One thing that retarded people with television sets people loved about Palin was that she was supposed to be such a "maverick." Oh, she's gonna take on DC with her own tough-talkin', no-nonsense, outta-the-box taking-on-the-establishment way of gettin shit done, they all said. And now through a series of tweets, including this absurd one here, she's letting us know that once she's safely out of office, she's gonna blow us away with non-pc "keeping it real!" truth-telling.

A "mavericky" thing might have been to use your office as a way to enact real reform for millions of people, "Beltway politics as usual be damned!!" You know what's NOT mavericky? Waiting til you're of office to "blow the whistle!" on government corruption, or to write some nonsensical "I'm a hero" book for millions of dollars. You know who does that? Every politician on the planet. Not tres mavericky, eh?

Course, I still wanna hit it. Hard.