4 Months? Are You Shitting Me?

Miners in Chile:

Tubes packed with flashlights, water and oxygen were being sent Monday morning to 33 Chilean miners trapped for nearly three weeks in an underground shelter, said national Mining Minister Laurence Golborne.


Officials learned Sunday that the miners had survived 18 days after a cave-in trapped them more than 2,300 feet underground.

It could take four months to rescue the workers, officials said. But the miners' health will take priority over rescue-and-removal efforts, Golborne said at a news conference at the disaster site in northern Chile.

I say tell Heidi one of them's a plastic surgeon, she'll go get 'em.

BOOM!!