The Vitter Rulez

A last-chance salvo by the GOP to try to squeak out a tiny win in a huge war they created for reasons they themselves no longer are able to explain seems to be The Vitter Rule, which is impressively enticing to Republicans because it only puts the hurt on people who are dumb enough to sacrifice lucrative private sector careers to work for Congressmen, over half of whose sole purpose for being appears to be destroying the very industry (public service) these people have entered. That is plays to the idea of "cutting spending" makes these people very happy; to think it only affects the poorest amongst any group surely makes them absolutely orgasmic.

"But Xmastime", you say in the voice of Craig “Ironhead” Heyward from those soap commercials (RIP), “how is David Vitter still in Congress, didn't he get in trouble a few years ago for having a healthy diet for prostitutes, despite being Mr. Family Values?"

Hey, dumbass - know your history. After all, Vitter not only ASKED God for forgiveness, but RECEIVED it:

You see that? He asked for AND RECEIVED forgiveness from God. Hmm. Really? He knows for fact that God forgave him? Can somebody please ask him how? Did God text him? I mean, did he really just say that? How can he say that and nobody asks him how this happened? And can I use this in court maybe? “Listen, your honor, I already talked to God and he forgave me for stealing the car, so you might as well let me go.” I guess him saying this horseshit makes it okay. Am I crazy, am I the only person on Earth thinking it's a bit much to believe that "God" reached out and spoke to this dipshit? A bum on the street talking to Jesus is "crazy", but we're alright with Vitter having God on his speed dial.Get the fuck outta here  with that shit already.