In line at the pharmacy.
Dude #1: facial skin lotion, Burl Bee skin care (?), loofah, conditioner
Dude #2: conditioner, some bar of soap that was wrapped in plastic and colored, Tampax
Me: 44 oz. Brut spray-on deoderant.
And I had just spent all day proud of myself for buying salad in a bag. Ante's been upped!!!
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It is quite possible that you may be walking around as an unidentified member of a rare breed of womanizer referred to as the 'Retrosexual'. Refusing to accept the notion that Brut is nauseating to most women ( triggering a gag response known as "The Brutal Effect'), the Retrosexual continues to slap, spray or roll on this very offensive and dated fragrance in hopes of eventually breaking her down. Typically, the Retrosexual is actually sexier than the average Joe, but for deep seated reasons has to 'up the ante'. #12 would be proud. Think about getting a hunter green polo shirt if you don't already own one.
It's "Burt's Bee's," as in Burt Lancaster, not "Burl Bee's," as in Burl Ives. Agree with Gina above. Think shopping for new cologne for your next metrosexual shopping trip. Oh, and metrosexuals are out. It's now "urban playboy." http://smtp.urbanmgt.com/exchweb/bin/redir.asp?URL=http://www.psfk.com/2008/01/the-urban-playboy-comes-out-to-play.html
Scary.
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